The Penny Arcade Report, Famed Satirical Video Game Journalism Website, Shuts Down

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  1. Jasigathy T. says:

    “Where gaming journalism levels up”

  2. Gen Barrison says:

    Never forget. He was a true video game journalist who knew that being a shill came first and stupid, worthless shit like integrity, quality and and professionalism were meaningless.
    He was a true example for us all.

  3. Jesse says:

    Don’t worry, I’m sure he’ll be picked up soon by another quality games journalism website such as Polygon or Kotaku.

  4. Anthony says:

    There will never be a better satirical site like Penny Arcade Report. Rip in Peace PAR…Rip in Peace.

  5. "Big Ben" Kuchera says:

    I’ve sent you guys my CV, why aren’t you getting back to me?
    I also need a place to stay. I don’t think I’m allowed back into the Penny Arcade Mansion.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Wow, this @cambiata person actually thought ben kuchera played videogames?
    Does he have any idea what game journalists actually do? I’m ashamed just reading this.

    • Cambiata says:

      I wasn’t even referring to him personally. I was speaking generally about video games journalism and my problems with it, in defense of a Forbes article that Kuchera had dismissed. It was Kuchera who took it as a personal attack on his integrity.

  7. The Real Monkey Man says:

    I wondered why there was a drop in blogging post-Thanksgiving. I thought maybe Ben was working on an expose of how the video game industry mistreats turkeys. (A rather personal topic for Ben seeing that he is a turkey.)

    My favorite memory is that, early on, the Penny Arcade Report eschewed the gossip-mongering of other game “news” sites like Kotaku in favor of more fact-based and fair-minded analysis/linking. It turns out this wasn’t profitable and the PA Report copied Kotaku’s model for more hits. You can see the tone-shift if you go back and read all the headlines. (See http://penny-arcade.com/report/P480 for the earliest headlines.) It’s funny how the titles/headings of linked articles (“The Cut”) go from ” explains ” to attention-grabbing declarations (such as “Ben Affleck is the new Batman? Okay, let’s deal with this like adults”).

    However, there is a silver lining. Kotaku’s model wasn’t profitable either. This means Kotaku will shut down eventually.

    Maybe now Ben will entertain counter-opinions regarding women and gam… THREAD LOCKED.

    • The Real Monkey Man says:

      Whoops, some of my text was interpreted as HTML code.

      The line above (before “Ben Affleck”) should be “*some person* explains *some topic*.”

  8. Covarr says:

    It’s too bad PATV is also going. I’ll miss Extra Credits since I don’t wanna go to its youtube channel to watch it.

    • Anonymous says:

      extra “videogames are a medium not a way for people to have fun so we’d better pretend we’re better than casual racism lest people perceive us as hooligans and lesser people” credits?
      extra “literally the peanut gallery” credits?
      extra “we only do as little research as possible so as to maintain the pace of content output and bare minimum amount of integrity” credits?
      extra “we have so little personality that we literally need to put our voice through a filter” credits?
      I can keep going by the way.

  9. Western says:

    This is great news, but I’m not a mean spirited person, I really hope Ben finds a new job outside the games industry soon.

  10. He’s gross, but you’re mad that in a rare moment of non-grossness he pointed out that King Of Fighters XIII is wretched. I strongly suspect you’re a gross little shit monster too and look forward to your own website closing too, chuckles

  11. Wiwiweb says:

    Truly was the greatest satirical website. Ben fooled so many people into thinking his articles were genuine, even when it was so obvious. We have lost something great today.

    P4R, have you thought about making satirical articles as an homage to Penny Arcade Report, and maybe take up the torch?

  12. Johnny Nutsack says:

    wow, harsh

  13. Anita Sarkeesian says:

    I bet the Patriarchy did this

  14. Anonymous says:

    RIP in peace , penny arcade report you were a website.

  15. crazydangerous says:

    RIP in peace penny arcade report, you were a website.

  16. EdgeWeiss says:

    I’m especially sad that their other humor segment, Extra Credits, is going away. It was an excellent parody of poorly thought-out and pretentious treatises that try to address concepts within the medium in a half-assed way. They expertly mocked the way that people attempt to add deeper philosophical meanings to games that have none, like Missile Command.

  17. Clerisy says:

    It’s not satire when it’s true, guys.

  18. Anonymous says:

    Whoa, c’mon guys. Let’s all try to show a little class and not just heap tons of mean-spirited abuse on somebody who just lost their job, regardless of what you thought of them as a person or a professional.

    See, now that… What I just did there? THAT was satire.
    I just pretended like I didn’t know I was on the Internet.

  19. Adam J. says:

    Yeah, rip

  20. Arnold Midler says:

    So long and thanks for all the shit.

  21. Bill says:

    Nothing of value has been lost.

  22. Wait a second… Is P4R not l337 for PAR?!

    I’M ON TO YOU!!!

  23. hento says:

    hah take that for making all those ufunny web comics 8U

  24. benHWO says:

    There was a senior editor that wrote articles on the Penny Arcade website?

  25. Dead.juice says:

    I can’t tell if this article is being sarcastic or not.