PewDiePie Interview: If I’m Number One on YouTube, Then There is No God

In celebration of the Let’s Player PewDiePie becoming the most subscribed user on YouTube, we got an exclusive interview with the man himself.pleasekillmePlay4Real: Thank you for taking the time to speak with us and congratulations on becoming the most subscribed user on YouTube.

PewDiePie: I still can’t believe it. I mean, seriously? You know, I think this proves there is no God.

Play4Real: Oh, there’s that classic PewDiePie humor.

PewDiePie: No, no, stop. I’m being serious. How in the hell did I become this popular?

Play4Real: Well, why don’t you answer that? What do you attribute your success to?

PewDiePie: Going after the lowest common denominator? I really started out as an experiment to see how quickly I could get subscribers on YouTube. All I did was make rape jokes and scream a lot but apparently that’s all it takes.

Play4Real: Why do you think you’ve become successful while others have failed miserably trying to do the same thing you do?

PewDiePie: Luck? I don’t know. There is literally zero substance behind a typical PewDiePie video. I just get up in the morning, film myself playing a video game, do drugs then go to sleep. Repeat until death. What do you want me to say?

Play4Real: Uh, what inspires you?

PewDiePie: Looking at my bank account and realizing I make more money than the entire goddamn continent of Africa. I don’t know how Google does it, but I make so much fucking money off this YouTube channel. Well, thinking about it, since my “bros” are retarded enough to keep watching my videos, I’m sure they’re retarded enough to buy whatever bullshit Google puts in front of their faces.

Play4Real: You seem to have a negative attitude towards your fans.

PewDiePie: I have no fucking fans. Anyone who likes any of the videos I put out is not a friend of mine. All this “bro” community nonsense is just another way to make more money off YouTube because those “bros” think I’m their friend. My real friends hate my videos. Thank God.

Play4Real: I’ve never seen this side of you in your videos.

PewDiePie: No shit. I do have an image to maintain. But I make a ton of money so I’m okay with selling myself out. After all, I’ve already done over a thousand videos. Jesus, a thousand videos.

Play4Real: Are you sure you want us to publish this interview?

PewDiePie: Go ahead. If sometime in the future I completely give in to this PewDiePie nonsense, I can always look back at this interview and hopefully wake up before I am completely consumed by what I’ve created. Also, I just don’t really care anymore.

Play4Real: Well, um, thanks again for your time.

PewDiePie: Sure.

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1,139 Responses

  1. Arceus says:

    Wow. I don’t know about this because I have met Pewdiepie off camera multiple of times and he never acted like this…

  2. Anonymous says:

    I was a fan of him but after his videos and saying rude and bad stuff well he can fuck of :P

  3. supriya ojha says:

    this cannot be real at all

  4. Reagan says:

    holy shit….Im not sure what to believe now..

  5. Sarah Dyer says:

    You are the goddddddddd!!¡!

  6. Arielle says:

    This is obviously fake, why would he want this published if he wanted to make money?? He would lose alot of fans if this was real

  7. Tom says:

    FUCK YOU PEWDIEPIE FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

  8. as legit as my shit bros.
    i could type and upload this myself dumbass.

  9. Anonymous says:

    Maybe PewDiePie is a dude,but he is a BICTH!

  10. Serj says:

    Haha this interview made me laugh. Fake as the person who posted it, or whoever’s bashing on him.

    Please, show me source or proof of this so called interview and I’ll believe all the bullshit you’ve posted here.
    Till then, stop embarrassing yourself by posting stupid shit like this without credible source.

  11. colorlessink says:

    SCREW THIS SHIT PEWDS DIDNT ACTUALY SAY THAT AND WHOEVER WROTE THIS FAKE SHIT IS A MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE AND I WILL HATE THEMM FOR FUCKING EVER GOD FUCKING DAMN IT PEWDS LOVES HIS FANS AND DOESNT JUST DO IT FOR THE FUCKING MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. PewdsFans says:

    This is NOT THE REAL PEWDIEPIE WE SHOULD ALL KNOW THIS HE WOULD NEVER SAY THIS EXECPT THE RAPE JOKE AND SCREAMING LIKE FUCK FRM SOM GAMES

  13. kayla says:

    im so lol

  14. kayla says:

    omg love u im so a fan offf u
    wwowowowowoowwowo
    yay
    im not a noob

  15. ballzack101 says:

    damn i didnt know that the bro army could be like this. im not saying i dont like pewds. hes hillarios but when i randomly scrolled down all i could see was war

  16. lmao yeah im sure this was a real interview and not at all troll. keep trying, fucktards. :}

  17. loaf says:

    its fake, very fake fellow bros don’t fret.

  18. Josh says:

    Pewdiepie has already made millions from his utube channel, so if he only wanted money he would have stopped making videos by now. This article is a load of shit.

  19. Phil says:

    Fake obviously

  20. Alex says:

    This is obviously bullshit guys!!

  21. Alex says:

    You actually beleive this shit

  22. Jacob says:

    How did this bull even make it onto the internet

  23. Anonymous says:

    Yea got fuck with someone else, we all know this is a bullshit blog you posted Jack

  24. Bobby says:

    If you like Pewdiepie.
    You will love ROGER.
    Search on youtube for
    ThisIsRoger
    OR go to http://www.ThisIsRogerTV.com

  25. Cameron says:

    This is fake lol. If it were real, it wouldn’t just be typed out words

  26. Anonymous says:

    sending this link to pweds now lets see how he feels about your lies