PETA Member Traumatized By Pokémon, Sues Nintendo for Emotional Distress

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  1. It never cease to amaze me just how uninformed PETA is towards pokemon…or how stupid they’re willing to make themselves look for the sake of publicity that will get them absolutely nowhere…

  2. Mr. Mime says:

    um im preety sure that leaf green symbolizes Venusaur and fire red represents Charizard
    Cubone and Marowak are wearing skulls and please parent watch the English Dub movie, The s*x abuse isnt animal abuse. Its called a Pokemon Battle. Where Pokemon and Trainers learn. Mah gawd and braking the 3ds is not a good idea. Im happily in your husbands Masterball so chill. And seriously, Marijuana?! This is pokemon for children, not GTA1000000

  3. Mr. Mime says:

    #Pokemon is meant to be for children and what does christians have to do with this.
    Please watch the english dub and youll understand

  4. Anonymous says:

    the funniest thing i have ever read.i was dying of laughter.

  5. Austin says:

    What a dumb cunt! This woman is obviously psychologically unstable.

  6. Coolkidalex says:

    That’s just Cruel! “SORRY HONEY! NO MORE POKEMANZ 4 U! NO SEEING THAT BOY THAT GOT YOU THAT GAME! YOU WILL NOW BE HOMESCHOOLED FOR NO REASON! DURUH!!”

    Achivment Unlocked! Steal a Copy of Pokemon from a girl, than ban her from seeing her friends again!

  7. Reginald J. Poopenheimer says:

    This woman is so misinformed, so delusional, so self centered and ignorant, it’s more funny than pathetic to me. No, actually it’s much more pathetic.

  8. luckeycat says:

    This archaic cow should be imprisoned for child abuse. What a bitch. Shit, I hope Nintendo sues that prickly cunt for defamation.

  9. Anonymous says:

    “He apparently told her to “fuck off” as he was about to catch a Shiny Mr. Mime.” favorite part

  10. Jacob says:

    Pokémon is a freaking kid’s game, you old witch! you flushed your kid’s ds down the toilet? Here’s a crazy idea! Let your child live her own life, and stop being an over protective bitch! Why would you sue Nintendo for this? And really? How could anyone relate the name of a child’s video game to an illegal damn drug? There a no words to tell how disgusted I am at you! And, your husband was right to tell you to fuck off! You banned one of the greatest games ever in your home! When I was 10, I would most likely kill someone if they took Pokémon away from me! Hope you’re happy alone for the rest of your life because you banned Pokémon! What’s next, banning Tomas the Tank Engine, or Dora the Explorer?

  11. Anonymous says:

    For fucksakes, let the man catch his Shiny Mr. Mime.

  12. Ash says:

    One, is this woman retarded? Cubone obviously looks like a dinosaur. HOW THE HELL DOES CUBONE GIVE OFF THE APPEARANCE OF A DOG?

    Two, this woman is a complete and utter Christian lunatic, one of the many few that are out there that think “Pokemon is awful” and “should be removed from society” and act like a bunch of fucking pricks. It sickens me to no end how these people don’t know anything about something and immediately make such stupid judgement on things they’ve barely read into.

    I just… God, Earth. Why do so many idiotic people live on this planet?

  13. Kellie Cunniff says:

    This is just plain pathetic and stupid to a whole new level. But then again its the PETA, they mess up everything they try to do anyway.

  14. What’s next? Banning Minecraft for killing pigs? What a bitch. I hope she dies and walks in hell.

  15. Sincerely Confused. says:

    So, several questions to pose,
    1. Who in the world hasn’t heard of pokemon and have at least a general idea of what its about if they live in a 1st world country?
    2. Why are people of this intelligence allowed to control another persons life, I mean child services maybe?
    3. Is she blind?
    4. So pokemon Battle in the daycare and since they hit each other so hard, the force generated is enough to tear a dimensional hole and produce an egg?
    5. Why break it? Gamestop/Best buy exist for a reason.
    6. Why watch the Japanese version when there’s an English dubbed, or at least read the subtitle of the subbed?
    7. and finally, WHY?

    • Not Even says:

      Mate, she’s the type to break your 3DS in half and stop you from catching a shiny Mr Mime. All because Cubone looks like a dog with a skull on it’s head, and Charmander makes Charmander noises.
      What do you expect? A sane person?

  16. Anonymous says:

    PETA trying to destroy your childhood. PS thank good ness she hasn’t read pokedex entrees

  17. Kaiss says:

    “He apparently told her to “fuck off” as he was about to catch a Shiny Mr. Mime.”, Now thats my inspiration. But honestly im on her fathers side

  18. TheBeatlesPkmnFan42 says:

    I am laughing at the fact that people fail to realize that this site is entirely satire.

    In any case, funny article! =P

  19. Nanomint5000 says:

    She was angered? She shouldn’t be angered just because she is the stupidest cunt on earth and she shouldn’t have a right to use nintendo. Well atleast nintendo are more powerful so they will win.

    • Anonymous says:

      She should be angered. About her lack of knowledge and idiotic upholding of putrid PETA purging, that is. PETA is going to garner the hate of gamers worldwide, and there’s nothing they can do to stop it.

  20. Ok, so, POKEMON BATTLE, WHICH SHE IS HIGHLY IN UN INFORMED OF, TAKES PLACE AND SHE DECIDES ITS OK TO
    1. FORCEFULLY STEAL AN ITEM (3ds)
    2. SHOW THAT WHEN ANGRY, DESTROY ITEM (3ds and game down toilet)
    3. IGNORANCE IS OK (see a few un informative clips and then make a choice form a very narrow perspective)
    and 4. WHEN ENCOUNTERING A PROBLEM ISOLATE YOURSELF FROM THE WORLD< DONT TRY TO LEARN AND ADVANCE IN LIFE!

    Some parents just want to watch the world burn. I'm surprised her kids didn't grow up to be psychotic, seeing as how psychopathy is an inheritable trait.

  21. Anonymous says:

    Are. You. Kidding. Me.

    Kids don’t even know what marijuana is!!! Crazy PETA people overreacting. They’re like the company of retards, even worse than Zynga

  22. idk says:

    It’s gonna be fucking HILARIOUS when the PETA building gets bombed. I’m gonna record the entire thing, and watch it over and over and over eating popcorn in a comfortable chair, never finding it less funny as I rewatch it over and over.

  23. idk says:

    It’s gonna be even funnier when every single employee’s building is burned down to a crisp, and the employees’ head mounted on the wall.

  24. Anonymous says:

    Sadly, I wouldn’t be surprised if this was true.
    But then again, this is P4R, where everything’s true.

  25. HereticBisharp says:

    Idiots, zombified by media and superstitions. Any Christians at nintendo? what relevance does that have? can she not see the skin under Cubone’s skull? God, this makes me want to staple my balls to the cieling fan.

  26. HereticBisharp says:

    As a christian, i can say this. (especially among parents) individuality is despised. Nothing in the bible says anything about “the evils of video games” or innovation. this is just the effect stupid people have on profound words, and popular things. They twist and contort it until it is nothing but a shadow of its intentions.

  27. Anonymous says:

    What kind of wicked wench would do such a thing as sue McDonald’s?
    I mean, that’s like waging war against the world with nothing but a pair of petrified pantaloons.
    Not the best idea ever, IMHO. Well, then again, this IS PETA.

  28. Sonet says:

    What a bitch

  29. jaeger says:

    die peta

  30. rachel wilson says:

    yeah im a christan i play pokemon i have loved it for as long as i can remeber since im 14 this women is just an idiot seeing as she doesnt have any clue to what the game series really is

  31. Jason says:

    This is just stupid. There’s no reason to sue Nintendo at all for this.

  32. My face is now red from all that facepalming.