Microsoft Trying to Stop People In Line For the Xbox One From Buying Super Mario 3D World Instead

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  1. Covarr says:

    It’s hard to have a good launch when your launch games are all either tech demos or rushed, and your best game came out on PS4 last week.

  2. Anonymous says:

    XBox One < Super Mario 3D World < Mario SpagettiOs.

  3. Satoru Iwata says:

    Nintendo wins their first battle.
    Shove that up your micro-cock, Balmer.

  4. Chad Daddy Sarkeesian says:

    Good, the soil in New Mexico needs fertilizing.

  5. HAHAHA! This is absolutely hilarious! :)

  6. SlapStick says:

    “This is all going according to plan.”


  7. Woodrow says:

    So, this is a parody website, then?

    You guys might wanna work on your writing skills.

  8. im waiting my one too , mario is a great alternative, but i prefer the new zelda ^^

  9. Andres says:

    Same happened to me a few months ago, I was watching the live XONE presentation and I couldn’t wait for the console to be available, 2 weeks ago I bought a Wii U and I’m not considering XONE anymore.

  10. Victor Perez says:

    If Super Mario 3D World would have been ported to the Xbox One and/or PlayStation 4, then the “Worldwide investigators, inc. Unit” would fall victim to having an odd mixture of pride and mortal terror for good.

  11. Lupa says:

    YOU GO MARIO!!!!!!!!

  12. xbox 1 go a way wii u for the win o hell ya

  13. Hamza62240 says:

    Gah, damn Microshit :p

  14. the great oni says:

    naturally nobody gives a crud about nintendo. something i’m going to change!