Microsoft Punishes Father of Son Who Leaked Xbox One Dashboard by Forcing Him to Buy an Xbox One
It appears that the Xbox One dashboard leak has caused one family to suffer a huge financial burden as Microsoft has forced the father of the son who leaked the dashboard to buy an Xbox One as an apology for his son’s behavior.Jackson Carter is the name of the user who had originally uploaded the video to YouTube, only taking it down after realizing the repercussions of uploading something that was meant to be kept private. We spoke with his father, who declined to give his full name, about how Microsoft has punished him.
“Well, now I am the proud owner of an Xbox One,” said Carter, “I’ve been working on this thing for a few months and I’ve gotten quite sick of looking at it. I only owned a developer’s kit because I sometimes work from home but now I can’t afford that luxury anymore because I’m afraid my son might leak the new Windows 9 and then I would probably have to install that onto every computer I own.”
“It’s bad enough that I already have one Kinect watching me at all times, now I have two of them,” continued Carter, “I can’t turn them off or disconnect them because they’ll know and then I might have to waste some more money on a second or third copy of Ryse. God forbid they make me buy a Zune or something.”
We also spoke with Jackson Carter himself on how he felt about leaking the Xbox One dashboard.
“I don’t regret anything because now I can like play the Xbox One whenever I like because I own one now,” said Jackson, “My dad is trying to punish me by making me play these quote awful Xbox One games but I’m having the time of my life. I guess he’s too old to understand what makes good games nowadays. He lived in like the era of bleeps and bloops so he’s too ignorant to see how much better games like Killer Instinct are. That game is so original and fresh.”
“The Kinect is like the finishing blow to Sony and Nintendo,” continued Jackson, “Who cares if someone is watching you all the time when you’re having fun? Only Microsoft could come up with something as unique as the Kinect but I don’t know why my dad said it would like set bad precedents or whatever. I don’t even know what that means but he said it would lead to further privacy issues and stuff. I don’t care, I just want to play Ryse.”
Carter’s father said that he is further punishing his son by forcing him to play all Xbox One games completely nude. Jackson claims that it is no issue for him because his penis is big.