Guide: How to Replace All Your Food Intake to Just Mountain Dew and Doritos to Win an Xbox One
A new contest requires gamers to rack up points from Mountain Dew bottles and Doritos bags to spend them on auctions for Xbox One consoles. We’re going to teach you how to maximize your chances of winning.You should start following this guide a few days before the September 30th start date of the contest. If you’re extremely hardcore, you can practice following the Mountain Dew and Doritos routine now so you’ll be ready when you have to do it for three months straight.
First, you need to remove anything resembling food at where you live. You can’t be stuffing yourself on water and fruit when you could be drinking Mountain Dew and eating a delicious bag of Doritos. That’s all the sustenance you need for the next three months.
You might get tired of that after a few days, so you have to remove all the temptations around you like bags of peanuts or cans of soup. Even things that aren’t edible like flowers need to be removed in case you get that desperate. You can’t have a stomach full of flowers when you could be having a stomach full of Nacho Cheese dust.
If you don’t come home from the store with bags of Mountain Dew and Doritos, you messed up. Don’t forget to have equal proportions of Mountain Dew and Doritos as you get bonus points for entering the codes for both of them at the same time!
Second, enter the codes into the website. If you haven’t already registered for the contest, you might not be hardcore enough to actually follow this guide. You may want to look into hiring a worker to enter the codes in for you as you should be going through hundreds of them per day. You can’t be throwing away precious time that could be spent eating delicious Doritos and drinking delicious Mountain Dew.
Third, follow trends and do analytical research to determine the optimal time to spend your hard-earned points. You don’t want to put all your eggs into one basket. Every extra point you spend over the second highest bidder are points you might as well have not earned. You don’t want all that Mountain Dew chugging and Doritos eating to go to waste, do you?
If you follow this guide to the letter, you could possibly win two Xbox Ones.
Why can’t I just buy the chips and not eat them?
Every penny that goes towards buying water is a wasted penny. You can’t be buying yourself real food on the side when the money could be going to more Doritos and Mountain Dew. This is why you have to eat the chips and drink the Dew, otherwise you will die and then you’ll never be able to play the Xbox One.
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