Book Report: Super Mario Bros. 3: Brick by Brick by MovieBob aka Bob Chipman

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42 Responses

  1. Jack says:

    I will remove any comment with online links to the book. Please do not post them.

    • Jack says:

      Well okay, that one is alright. Again, highly recommend not reading it or paying money to read it. It should be the other way around, people should be paid to read it.

  2. Getter Joe says:

    You mean this isn’t fake? A man like this actually exists?

    • xscoot says:

      It’s like the onion article about Schwarzenegger getting elected as governor of California. It only used actual facts, yet is probably the most ridiculous article on the site.

    • Transfat Pansexual Christian-to-Atheist Ponylover says:

      I could not believe this book was actually written. At least, by someone not named Ulillillia.

  3. Movie Bob says:

    Let us not forget that one hour on a treadmill or exercise bike, at moderate speed, burns 300-500 calories.
    To burn 3000 calories, he was most likely sitting in the gym watching Transformers for SIX HOURS.

  4. Movie Bob says:

    I guess that explains why he’s so healthy and muscular.

  5. psi says:

    Fangamer usually sells some top notch stuff. This is… a definite exception.

    • Randal Flagg says:

      I bought it on the suggestion of a friend. That person is no longer amongst the living.

      Totally unrelated to suggesting the book to me, but at the same time, perhaps a sign that God does exist after all.

  6. eshtebala says:

    What a terrible report. It didn’t make sense and its just hating on Bob.

  7. Transfat Pansexual Christian-to-Atheist Ponylover says:

    Excellent review. In Moviebob’s own words, “ANYTHING in culture that is dominated/controlled by white/straight/cis/men sucks.” This especially includes video game-influenced auto-biographies written by people that have spent at least 30 years of their life living in their mom’s basement; a field made up of exactly one person, a cis white straight man named Bob Chipman.

  8. Joriss says:

    Not sure if the reviewer is trolling or just retarded..

  9. Patrick Bateman says:

    thank jack i cum on cat she hiss at penis

  10. Shekel Goldstein says:

    What? You don’t like video games anymore? You can’t buy a book about them? Oy vey, yet another case of gamer entitlement.

  11. I’ve read the book and agree with a lot of this, but I don’t understand why the review and comments are so malicious (at least, I’m reading them as being malicious. I don’t know). I think there’s a lot of sadness underlying the book, but why does that inspire spite in you? It just seems like an odd reaction to me.

    • Dzonatan says:

      This is a parody website. Something along the lines of Kotaku. You shouldn’t take it seriously.

      • Loyal P4R Lawyer says:

        “This is a parody website”

        The professional management of Play4Real (Jack included) take offense at such a smearing accusation. P4R brings you only the most hard-hitting, professional news every day, and rises sky high above those other websites of a parodical nature such as Kotaku, Polygon, and the former PAR (not to be confused with us, P4R).

    • Stephen Tortilla says:

      Tis but a joke.

      But no seriously Bob should never write another book in his life.

  12. Anonymous says:

    To the writer of this review. you sir are now in leauge with seanbaby and his mark discordia story

    this was funny as shit.

  13. Jester says:

    One of the best book reports I have read in a while.

  14. Ben says:

    When did a book making you feel feelings become a bad thing? Just because the feelings aren’t happy doesn’t make the book bad. In fact, it was such a compelling read that you felt the need to write a detailed synopsis. It seems like this book had a profound effect on you which is more than most authors could ever dream of. Poor show for hating on a book for making you feel something.

    • theghost says:

      Well, considering how that feeling was both hatred for wasting time, as well as pity for the author of what basically amounts to an autobiography (which isn’t even sold as an autobiography), I’d say JACK has a pretty valid reason to hate.

      I mean, Bob’s mario fetish is disturbing. And this is a real person, not some fictional character.

  15. Jack says:

    Sounds like the reviewer is an angry little turd.

  16. Anonymous says:

    A literal 0 out of 10?

    This seems closer to fanrage than a legitimate review.

    Seriously, 0 out of 10 means illegible, you do realize this, right?

    And just to piss that one guy off. http://www.fangamer.net/produc.....k-by-brick

    • Anonymous says:

      “Seriously, 0 out of 10 means illegible, you do realize this, right?”

      Have you read the book? Shit is an illegible mess.

    • Randal Flagg says:

      “Seriously, 0 out of 10 means illegible, you do realize this, right?”

      I must have missed the meeting where we all got together and decided that, because I could have sworn it means the book is shit, and was written by a guy who looks like Bluto from Popeye if he had Downs Syndrome.

  17. Anonymous says:

    Laughed my ass off the entire time, fantastic book report.

  18. Hamza62240 says:

    Shithead, the book never has any thing which depicts him ‘inside’ the universe, is there? Or am I wrong?

    Also, this is a satire site, shithead. Bitches, this ain’t a bad book.

    • Getter Scum says:

      You’re right, it isn’t a bad book.

      It is a HORRIBLE book written by a manchild who thinks moving out of his parent’s house after age 30 is an accomplishment.

  19. Orion says:

    11/10 would never read… even after a year!

  20. MovieDan says:

    10/10 would read again
    topkek m8

  21. Anonymous says:

    If this book can be published, so can this review of this book, right? Because I had a much more enjoyable time reading this than seeing the shit Movieboob “Mario” Cisman puts out.